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"First World Problems"

 
1
Not enough marshmellows in my Lucky Charms.
 
 
2
The air conditioner makes my room too cold
 
 
3
my cappuccino was more like a latte this morning
 
 
4
Waiting for the spinning ball as something loads on the computer.
 
 
5
I can't decide which car to drive from the beach house to the lake house.
 
 
6
I hate it when I'm buying bottled water and they don't have my brand. I can't drink just any old water, I need the good stuff. My body is a temple.
 
 
7
I put the dog food in the cat food bowl and the cat food in the dog food bowl- kill me now :)
 
 
8
My personal hair dresser dyed my hair cardboard brown instead of back-cover-of-a-three-ring-notebook brown - do I fire her, sue her, kill her, or all of the above?
 
 
9
I wish that homeless people would dress nicer
 
 
10
ONE PLY TOILETTE PAPER?!? NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHERE'S JESUS?!?
 

 

Caliph Scott
 
Adrienne Joyce

Actor, Singer, Writer

Adrienne Joyce is a NYC-based actor, singer, writer, & giraffe. She has a BFA from NYUTisch (Atlantic Theater, CAP21, Viewpoints w/ Mary Overlie). She studies improv/sketch w/ INstudios. Hit her up, say hi, hire her.<  

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