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"Reasons An Improviser Might Dump A Luv-ah"

 
1
I'm always the one who initiates.
 
 
2
If you can't think on your feet, I just can't be sure how good you are off your feet.
 
 
3
You're just not supportive.
 
 
4
Loving someone shouldn't require a two drink minimum.
 
 
5
I thought you were down with the whole group thing.
 
 
6
You're so UCB and I'm just so The PIT, y'know?
 
 
7
Yes, and your sister's really hot.
 
 
8
I am just not into Short Form.
 
 
9
You're not supposed to say no every time I take my pants off.
 
 
10
Well, if you don't find my 'space work sex' fulfilling that's your problem.
 

 
Alex Decaneas

Alex Decaneas is THEDEEK

Alex Decaneas is an actor, improviser, editor, writer, and opens tough lids. He performs with numerous improv teams throughout NYC, writes sketch, edits films, teaches and coaches improv, and wears director’s hats. He’d love to work with you on your upcoming project. Give him a shout.  

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